AISubs v3.7
- Good morning. - Good morning.
Does she not know English?
I cannot speak English, okay?
I am Japanese!
Not English!
- Can you do me a favor? - What?
- No, I'm begging you. - No, I can't.
- You can! - No, I can't!
- I'm from a big company overseas! - No, you can't!
- I'm begging you! - No, you can't!
I'm begging you!
- She changed her phone number! - Speak English! English! English!
Hello? Hello? Um... I'm... I'm...
Uh... Japanese... Uh... Employee... Employee...
Um... Uh... Employee who works...
Hikari... Uh... Uh... Uh...
Uh... Huh? Huh?!
Ah! Ah! Ah! I don't know!
I don't even know what "contract" means!
Wow! Can you take responsibility for this?
- Huh? - I heard you were excellent!
I thought you could speak English!
But you're just a loser! Just a loser!
You're useless!
Here is your first night.
I was going... going to say that.
- Tetsuya, what are you saying? - In English.
- Did you turn off your English? - I'll master it in a month.
- What's up with you all of a sudden? - Who are you?
Shiro, you look like you could be trusted.
What's up with you?
You can't speak English? Hurry up and say it!
- Huh? - Actually, we have a foreign expert here.
He's here today.
He was looking for someone who could translate.
It's perfect! You'll do it for us, won't you?
- Translate? - Not just translate.
We want you to host us and answer questions about our company's business and its achievements.
No, I can't do that. I don't speak English.
- But you just did! - I was just watching a lesson video.
I see, you can't speak English.
Hello, President?
Yes, we've found a good translator. Don't worry.
Yes, thank you very much!
- He'll be here in the afternoon. - Please do.
- Wait, I can't do it! - That's right.
If it goes well, you'll get a 30% raise this month.
- Really? - If you mess up, you'll get a 50% discount.
What?
What should we do?
Won't he be here soon?
- With foreign guests? - Don't worry. Leave it to me.
Are you serious? You've been studying for about three hours.
But if you have a translator, you can use a translation app.
- Yeah, you're right. - Idiot! You can't rely on that!
Look them in the eye and speak properly.
If you do that, you'll definitely get here.
You know, it's frustrating.
Every time you force me to say what I want to say.
Let's show them once in a while. That we can do it if we work hard.
- Tetsuya's really serious about it. - You think it'll work?
Tetsuya's got a lot of potential at a time like this.
- I think it'll work. - Of course it won't.
Oh.
- President. - He's here, President.
If you fail, you'll get a 50% salary deduction.
Don't put pressure on me.
We'll see about that.
Hi! Nice to meet you!
My name is Tetsuya.
Hi.
What's your name?
Your name?
Rajiv.
Rajiv! OK, Mr. Rajiv!
This is workspace.
We work here every day.
Every day.
Mr. Rajiv?
She seems happy about it.
She doesn't seem interested at all.
What should we do?
Isn't there a different approach?
Different approach?
What are you guys doing?
Captain.
Huh? Isn't that Mr. Rajiv?
Hello!
Captain!
You're cute today, too!
I'm going home!
I'm here to pick up a vessel. Where is it?
I think it's in the emergency room.
Roger!
Captain, this is...
Mr. Rajiv, who works at a Nepalese restaurant right over there.
The manager came all the way to pick up a vessel.
I'm a part-time student.
Student?
I didn't know what you were talking about at all earlier.
You should study more.
What?
Learn more English!
Well, until we meet again, please take care of me!
Bye-bye!
What is it? Give me back my time!
Who was that guy just now?
- It's you, isn't it? - No, it's you!
- Why me? - No, it's me!
Please take care of me!
Please come in.
This is my office.
Mr. Jason, this way, please.
Please come in, Mr. Jason.
No, it's fine.
It's him.
- It's him for sure. - It's him for sure.
It's not the guy who came with the vessel.
I'm going to do it again.
Again!
Ouch!
Everyone, we have a problem!
Mr. Jason, who invested in our company, is very angry right now!
It seems like he got a souvenir from Japan,
but when we show it to you, it seems like you don't know what it means at all!
So now, I want you to explain it to him in English!
Got it?
If you succeed, you'll get a raise!
If you fail, you'll get a fine!
Got it?!
Got it.
[toilet flushes]
- Okay. - What's that? Bobblehead.
- Yeah, my son, Jason Jr., yes. - Oh, Jason Jr.!
- Yeah. - Nice to meet you.
- How old are you? - Three.
- Good. - Nice to meet you.
- Good.
- So I got a lot of souvenirs, but we don't really know what they are.
- So I was wondering if you could help us out. - Uh-huh, uh-huh.
- So for example... - Okay, okay.
- Oh! - Do you know what this is?
- I don't know. - Uh, Japanese name...
katorisenko.
"katorisenko," um...
- It's a Japanese name. - Uh...
Uh, "mosquite." "Mosquite," boom, boom!
"Mosquite," okay?
Uh...
- "Lighter." - "Lighter."
- "Ch-ch-ch-ch," boom!
- Oh, it's a bomb! - Boom, boom!
- No! - "Mosquite," boom, boom!
"Insect," boom, boom!
- "Moku-moku-moku," um... - "Moku-moku-moku!"
- "Moku-moku-moku!"
- You know? - "Moku-moku-moku!"
- "Moku-moku," you know? - No!
- No, no? - No!
- "Moku?" - "Moku-moku-moku!"
- Uh, "mosquite," "damage," boom!
- "Die!" "Mosquite, die!"
- Uh... - Oh, god!
- Ah!
- All right, Jason Jr.?
- What's this?!
- I don't know. - Oh, he doesn't know!
- Oh, my god!
- Ah!
- Okay. - Yeah.
- "Money."
- Yeah, like...
They try to understand me, but I get asked a lot of questions.
- Yeah. - If you don't understand, you can't talk.
- I see. - That's true.
Money
Hi.
- You know Spider-Man? - Yeah.
Yes! Nice to meet you.
What is this?
- Um... - This? Look! Look! Look me! Look me! Look me! Look me!
- Look me! - Oh, what?
- Look! Ah! Okay. Sorry, sorry, sorry. - What?
- Look me! Look me! Look me! - What?
- Oh, he died. - Giddy, giddy, giddy, giddy, giddy!
- He's sleeping. - Giddy, giddy, giddy, giddy!
Oh! It's morning! This morning! Hi, hi! Morning! Yeah!
Oh! Japanese... "futon." You know "futon"?
- Uh, "bed." Japanese "bed." Japanese "bed." - "Bed."
Japanese "bed."
- Oh! Today is sunny! - Sunny day.
- Sunny, sunny day. - Yeah.
A Japanese "futon"... um... "motsu." "Hub."
- "Motsu"? - "Terrace," "terrace," "terrace."
- What... is... this? - What is this?
This is, uh...
Japanese... "ofuton" "tataki."
- Japanese "bed." - Japanese "bed."
- Look. - Bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam.
- Oh, he's slapping it. Slapping it. - Bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam.
Very clean, clean.
Japanese bed, okay?
Japanese bed.
Do you like Japanese beds?
Do you like?
(speaking in foreign language)
What?
Yes, this.
The bed was smelly?
(speaking in foreign language)
I don't know.
Oh!
He doesn't know!
What?
No, I don't know?
Ah!
Venom!
I'm fine, thank you. And you?
- Who are you? - Eh? Who are you?
- Who are you? - I'm Japanese people.
- You're Japanese people? - Yeah.
I'm sit down here can stay?
I don't know. What happened? What's going on?
- Sit down. Who are you? - I can sit down?
- Sit. - Okay, okay. Come on. Thank you.
- What is the meaning of this? - Okay. Get out.
- Get out? - What?!
- Eh? What? - Me?!
Oh, okay. Get out.
- Eh? What? - What is it?!
I'm fine.
I'm Shibayu.
I'm planning international implant high school.
- Implant? - International implant high school?
- Yeah, implant high school. - Like surgery?
Like, yeah, yeah, yeah. Basic.
- Like basic. - Really?!
- Really, yeah, yeah. - Basic eye surgery.
Yeah, fantastic. I'm from Panama.
- Panama? Are you sure? - Yeah, Panama.
- Panama? You're in South America? - Panama? Yeah.
South America, Panama.
Uh, my grandma is boat.
- Your grandma's a boat? - Boat...
- What?! - Boat... boat racer.
- Boat racer?! - Yeah, boat racer in Panama, yeah.
- Really?! - Yeah, grandma, yeah.
- Wow! - Okay, come on, thank you.
- Afternoon, today... - Funky grandma.
- Yeah. - Cool! What is this?!
Wow!
Uh, ear...
- Foo... poop. - Ear poop?!
- Ear poop. - Ear poop in the ear, you know?
- I guess sometimes we have, yeah. - Yeah, yeah.
- Guess sometimes ear poop? - Ear poop?
- Like, uh, butt smell! - Butt smell?!
Very butt smell ear poop!
Like, uh, my mouth, okay? For example?
What?! Your mouth has ear poop?!
Yeah, my mouth smell like ear poop.
Really?! That's a problem.
- Yeah! - Okay? Okay?
- That's a big problem. - I... just do...
[sniffing]
- I think I'm good! - Smells good? Smells good?
Uh, no, I think I'm good with that.
- We... well, come on... - Oh, no, no, no, no, no.
Oh, thank you. Oh, sorry, sorry.
Uh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. This is like, uh...
- What?! - What?!
- Uh, do you know... - Is this blowing?!
- Tanpopo? - Yeah!
- No! - What?!
- Uh, uh, Japanese flower, tanpopo. - Flower?!
- This is... - That's a flower?!
- That's flower. - Why?!
This is tanpopo's seed.
- Sheet?! - Sheet. Sheet. Species.
- Species?! - Sheet.
- Why?! - What?!
Uh, no, no, no, no, uh...
It's... lie. I'm liar.
- You're a liar?! - Uh...
- Liar?! - I... I was liar.
- Don't! - I'm sorry.
- You're not allowed! - I love you.
- You're a... - I love you.
- I don't know. - Really?!
Yeah.
What is this?!
This use Japanese "shu-ji".
- "Shu-ji"? - No, no, no.
Ryo also failed.
If we don't do it here, it'll be bad.
If we all do it, it'll be bad.
Okay, I'll pretend like I'm in America and do it.
No paint.
This is my face.
We just met you before, though, and it wasn't like that.
No paint.
What is this?!
This name is...
"mago-no-te".
- "Mago-no-te"? - "Mago-no-te".
- What does it mean? - Magnum...
- Mago... - Magnum...
- Mago-no-te. - Please look me.
Listen.
Ow! Ow!
Your back... Ow!
- Kai... - Kai?
Mosquito attack my backside.
- Huh?! - Mosquito, mosquito, mosquito.
I'm mosquito.
My backside, my backside, my backside.
My backside. Mosquito, attack!
- Attack? - Attack, attack, mosquito, attack!
- What happened? - Ah! Mosquito!
- His back hurts, his back hurts. - Oh, my mosquito!
- What happened? - Mosquito?
Mosquito, mosquito, mosquito...
- Ah, he's itchy! Itchy! - Okay, you're itchy.
- Itchy! Itchy! - You're itchy, okay.
Really?
No, no, no itch! My hand, no itch!
- I can't reach the itchy spot! - I can't! I can't!
Oh! This is heaven!
- My backside is no itch! - Ah!
- Okay? - I think I see.
- Okay. - Okay?
All right, Jason Jr., what's this?
I think it's for mosquitoes.
- Oh! - Oh!
- Yes! - Yes!
Challenge successful.
Well, it was useful, so I gave him a 30% raise.
- Thank you very much! - Yes! Thank you!
- It was a fun time! - Yes!
- Thank you! - It was very interesting! Thank you!
- Thank you! - Thank you!
Somebody has a good atmosphere,
but really I think it would be in your best interest
- to maybe replace the presidents and the guys around them. - Thank you!
- It would be better off I think. - Thank you very much!
- I know! I know! Thank you! - What are you saying!
I think we should investing another 3 billion yen.
- 3 billion yen! - Really?
- Thank you! 3 billion yen! - What?
- Thank you! - Two! Two!
I love you, J.Lo!
If people find out about this, it'll be bad.
Tomorrow is a holiday, right?
What?!
Everyone's sincere volunteer spirit!
This person is somewhere...
Everyone, cooperate!
Together!